Funny Happy New Year Quotes 2020

Funny New Year Quotes 2020

Fun should never be out of anyone’s life and what can be best than sending the funny new year 2020 quotes and bring the classic wide grin on their face. The cluster of funny new year quotes are segregated in different categories that is for friends, family and exclusive funny quotes for couples.

The funny couple quotes obviously are dedicated to the inside jokes and sweet- sour relation of couples. who love each- other endlessly and also gets annoyed with their partner soon.

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• New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.― James Agate

• New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions.― Mark Twain

• New Year’s Day … now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.― Mark Twain

Funny New Year Resolution Quotes

• I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.― Anais Nin

• It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” – William Thomas

• I see no need to make more New Year’s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren’t being enforced.- John Lyon ‏

Funny New Year Quotes

My New Year’s resolution is to take all the Christmas lights down by Easter.
– Melanie White

Ever new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?” – Ogden Nash

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
― Jay Leno

Happy New Year Quotes Funny

• This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.- Melanie White

• Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.- Jay Leno

• My New Year’s resolution is to eat better, so from now on, I’m going to only date guys who can afford to take me somewhere other than McDonalds.- Melanie White

Funny New Year Resolution Quotes

• If you make a New Year’s resolution to eat a healthy diet, and you keep it, you won’t actually live longer, but it will seem longer.- Greg Tamblyn

• Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.― Oscar Wilde

• May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!― Joey Adams

• Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.― Dave Beard